Post by turnerbrown on Feb 2, 2008 14:07:37 GMT -5
With apologies to Billy Joel. Sing along if you know the words.
(it helps to be very, very drunk)
It's one o'clock on a Saturday....
The regulars shuffle in
There's a ninja sittin next to me
Killing mobs with Blade: Retsu and Jin
He says "Is there a Bard here with Threnody?
I'm not really sure what it does
But it's sad, you see, I'm all out of Shihei
What I really need now is "Repose".
La, la la, de de da
La la de de da da da
Sell me a stack of Sairui-Ran
Sell me a stack tonight
Cause we're all stuck here in Cape Terrigan
and these mobs all aggro by sight.
Now John, the Bard. is a friend of mine
He gets me teleports for free
And he's quick with a buff, or Erase nasty stuff,
but there's some place that he'd rather be.
He says "TB, I think this is killing me"
as the smile ran away from his face
"Well, if I could just get me an Obi
Then I could get outta this place."
Now Paul is a 100+3 Alchemist
who "never had time" for a wife...
And he's talking with Morty
who's still level Forty
and probably will be for life
And the Paladin's practicing politics
while the Black Mages slowly get stoned
yes they're playing a game they call "loneliness"
but it's better than XPing alone
It's a pretty low turnout for a Saturday
and the shellholder gives me a smile
Cause he knows that it's me that wants to go to Sea
and forget about Monk for a while
And the Piano....Piano?? Sounds like a Carnival (whatever...)
and the microphone smells like a beer
and I get in my car and head out to the bar
thinkin "man, what am I doing here"
Sing us a song, Mister Galka Man!
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a Kirin
and you got us feelin alright
*harmonica solo*
(it helps to be very, very drunk)
It's one o'clock on a Saturday....
The regulars shuffle in
There's a ninja sittin next to me
Killing mobs with Blade: Retsu and Jin
He says "Is there a Bard here with Threnody?
I'm not really sure what it does
But it's sad, you see, I'm all out of Shihei
What I really need now is "Repose".
La, la la, de de da
La la de de da da da
Sell me a stack of Sairui-Ran
Sell me a stack tonight
Cause we're all stuck here in Cape Terrigan
and these mobs all aggro by sight.
Now John, the Bard. is a friend of mine
He gets me teleports for free
And he's quick with a buff, or Erase nasty stuff,
but there's some place that he'd rather be.
He says "TB, I think this is killing me"
as the smile ran away from his face
"Well, if I could just get me an Obi
Then I could get outta this place."
Now Paul is a 100+3 Alchemist
who "never had time" for a wife...
And he's talking with Morty
who's still level Forty
and probably will be for life
And the Paladin's practicing politics
while the Black Mages slowly get stoned
yes they're playing a game they call "loneliness"
but it's better than XPing alone
It's a pretty low turnout for a Saturday
and the shellholder gives me a smile
Cause he knows that it's me that wants to go to Sea
and forget about Monk for a while
And the Piano....Piano?? Sounds like a Carnival (whatever...)
and the microphone smells like a beer
and I get in my car and head out to the bar
thinkin "man, what am I doing here"
Sing us a song, Mister Galka Man!
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a Kirin
and you got us feelin alright
*harmonica solo*